Thread: Chris Hughton

Originally Posted by bryzo68

When dalmarnock does whatever he fucking whatevers it, fuck i don't know the guy's a tool.

You're no good at this game, are you?

Originally Posted by Rosco67

You're no good at this game, are you?

Can't be arsed.

Here you go -

Dalmarnock went into Burger King last night and ordered a Big Mac.

He got one.

Dalmarnock has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there

Dalmarnock once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Dalmarnock and that you will be handicapped if you park there

This is where he buys the moonjuice that he is obviously swigging on

I rather like this thread.

Dalmarnock can get Blackjack with just 1 card.

Dalmarnock can describe the taste of water.

Some magicans can walk on water, Dalmarnock can swim through land.

Dalmarnock is the reason that Wally is hiding.